My money note

I chose Mr Bainbridge on my money note because he is the best teacher in the whole wide world. My serial number is AA346758. One of my security features is the tukutuku panel because it has one on every note.

Roald Dahl's BOBSQIVLING biography

Twit's Menu

Inside Mr Twit's Beard

George's Grandma

George’s grandma

Is your grandma nice, helpful, playful, happy and loving? Well if she is she is certainly different to george’s unkind grandma.

George’s Grandma doesn’t smile very often but when she does she only smiles an icy smile that makes George want to run far, far away from that old hag.

Inside grandma’s mouth is a whole new disgusting world. She has pale brown teeth and a very disgusting breath.

Grandma always says that “you should always grow down instead of up.” Grandma says you should eat beetles,slugs,earwig,snail’s and one thing George absolutely hates and that is cabbage.

She says cabbage makes you grow the right way it makes you grow down and chocolate makes you grow up.

Now if only there was a type of medicine that could change that terrible disgusting old hag?

Sanah's Marvelous Medicine

Acrostic

S-uper cool

A-mazing

N- ever gives up

A-ctive

H-appy      

R-uins some suprises

A-mazing and a fast runner

N-ot fast at eating

I-nteresting

G-o’s everywhere her brother goes

A-ctive and cool