George's Grandma

George’s grandma

Is your grandma nice, helpful, playful, happy and loving? Well if she is she is certainly different to george’s unkind grandma.

George’s Grandma doesn’t smile very often but when she does she only smiles an icy smile that makes George want to run far, far away from that old hag.

Inside grandma’s mouth is a whole new disgusting world. She has pale brown teeth and a very disgusting breath.

Grandma always says that “you should always grow down instead of up.” Grandma says you should eat beetles,slugs,earwig,snail’s and one thing George absolutely hates and that is cabbage.

She says cabbage makes you grow the right way it makes you grow down and chocolate makes you grow up.

Now if only there was a type of medicine that could change that terrible disgusting old hag?